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World's Oldest Preteens
They're everywhere. They're everywhere.
by Ian Shoales
January 1, 2004
Be Happy. Be Very Happy.
Warm gun? Warm puppy? Tough choices
by Ian Shoales
November 18, 2003
What Is Reality?
Are we not gamers?
by Ian Shoales
October 10, 2003
America for Sale: Unplugged
How much for this?
by Ian Shoales
September 1, 2003
Chihuahua in a Cup. Not!
Who needs Sea Monkeys anyway?
by Ian Shoales
July 18, 2003
Let's Whip Up Some Doom in an Autoclave!
Oops, there goes the planet
by Ian Shoales
June 17, 2003
Are We There Yet?
Look! A Cow!
by Ian Shoales
May 13, 2003
Clone This, Pal!
Put down that clone, kid, you don't know where it's been
by Ian Shoales
April 5, 2003
Look Who's Talking!
On second thought, watch the road
by Ian Shoales
March 1, 2003
Where Were You on the Night of ... ?
I did it and I'm glad, you hear? Glad
by Ian Shoales
January 1, 2003
How Kids Cope Today
On stress, cookies, socks, and email
by Ian Shoales
December 5, 2002
Our Buddy the Universe
Sit, Universe, sit! Good Universe!
by Ian Shoales
October 30, 2002
My Computer, My Self
You say 'AI,' I say 'Aiieee!'
by Ian Shoales
September 17, 2002
Buy It for Me, Mommy
It followed me home ... can I upgrade it?
by Ian Shoales
August 12, 2002
Zen Marketing
Ready to shop, grasshopper?
by Ian Shoales
June 28, 2002
Whose Little Clone Are You?
Aw, what a cute little rexy!
by Ian Shoales
May 28, 2002
Send In the Clowns
Don't bother, they're here
by Ian Shoales
April 16, 2002
Ginger: What Happened?
What's a Segway?
by Ian Shoales
March 8, 2002
Position Globally, Shudder Locally
Opt in, turn off, opt out
by Ian Shoales
February 1, 2002
False Advertising
Can I have a McFlurry with that Whopper?
by Ian Shoales
January 1, 2002
Guess Where I'm Calling From?
Can you hear me now?
by Ian Shoales
October 24, 2001
Power! Point?
Make it work for you!
by Ian Shoales
October 4, 2001
I'm Rolling and I Can't Get Up!
Welcome to your rolling blackout. Your call is important to us...
by Ian Shoales
August 31, 2001
Data Driven World
Boys. Garages. Put 'em together and what have you got?
by Ian Shoales
July 23, 2001
Garbage In....
Roger and out
by Ian Shoales
June 13, 2001
Boo!
The Haunted Economy
by Ian Shoales
May 07, 2001
Wring Out the Old
My parents took me to Silicon Valley, and all they gave me was this warehouse full of lousy sock puppets
by Ian Shoales
March 27, 2001
The New New Economy
What Santa taught me
by Ian Shoales
February 16, 2001
Time Is on Whose Side?
A thousand years from now my socks will be priceless
by Ian Shoales
January 01, 2001
Shop Now! Shop Right!
Do you want the New Economy or not?
by Ian Shoales
December 05, 2000
